This year’s Christmas Gift Wishlist

Andy Man(anger) Houghton - Favourable home draws in next year’s WFA National Cup

Darren ‘Daz’ Samson - Another Top 20 hit with a new recording of SHWFC Squad’s Cup Final song “it’s going home”

Tony ‘Snakehips’ Byrne - Compass to find the correct pitch

Joe ‘the Ghost’ Hardman - New cricketing protective apparel

Les ‘Victor Meldrew’ Brack - Shepherd’s crook for rounding up all subs

Dave ‘Babylon’ Gray - Portable 4 touch electric shock machine

Martin ‘Chopper’ Williams - New knee and banjo auto tuner

Martin ‘Cockney Rebel’ Briggs - Jellied eel flavoured crisps

Eamon O’Donnell - New Everton home shirt

Tom ‘Stretch’ Parr - Peter Crouch kit

Derek ‘Disco Deggs’ Taylor - New shooting boots with steel big toe cap

Jeff ‘Betty’ Birchall - New megaphone

Dave Bates - RS mug with broken handle if possible

Donal McCormack - New shirt with Donal in 6” bright letters on front & back (plus sleeves to be sure☘️)

Phil ‘the Power’ Middleton - Tailored Bib for all sessions