
This year’s Christmas Gift Wishlist

Andy Man(anger) Houghton - Favourable home draws in next year’s WFA National Cup
Darren ‘Daz’ Samson - Another Top 20 hit with a new recording of SHWFC Squad’s Cup Final song “it’s going home”
Tony ‘Snakehips’ Byrne - Compass to find the correct pitch
Joe ‘the Ghost’ Hardman - New cricketing protective apparel
Les ‘Victor Meldrew’ Brack - Shepherd’s crook for rounding up all subs
Dave ‘Babylon’ Gray - Portable 4 touch electric shock machine
Martin ‘Chopper’ Williams - New knee and banjo auto tuner
Martin ‘Cockney Rebel’ Briggs - Jellied eel flavoured crisps
Eamon O’Donnell - New Everton home shirt
Tom ‘Stretch’ Parr - Peter Crouch kit
Derek ‘Disco Deggs’ Taylor - New shooting boots with steel big toe cap
Jeff ‘Betty’ Birchall - New megaphone
Dave Bates - RS mug with broken handle if possible
Donal McCormack - New shirt with Donal in 6” bright letters on front & back (plus sleeves to be sure☘️)
Phil ‘the Power’ Middleton - Tailored Bib for all sessions