Andy Man(anger) Houghton - Favourable home draws in next year’s WFA National Cup
Darren ‘Daz’ Samson - Another Top 20 hit with a new recording of SHWFC Squad’s Cup Final song “it’s going home”
Tony ‘Snakehips’ Byrne - Compass to find the correct pitch
Joe ‘the Ghost’ Hardman - New cricketing protective apparel
Les ‘Victor Meldrew’ Brack - Shepherd’s crook for rounding up all subs
Dave ‘Babylon’ Gray - Portable 4 touch electric shock machine
Martin ‘Chopper’ Williams - New knee and banjo auto tuner
Martin ‘Cockney Rebel’ Briggs - Jellied eel flavoured crisps
Eamon O’Donnell - New Everton home shirt
Tom ‘Stretch’ Parr - Peter Crouch kit
Derek ‘Disco Deggs’ Taylor - New shooting boots with steel big toe cap
Jeff ‘Betty’ Birchall - New megaphone
Dave Bates - RS mug with broken handle if possible
Donal McCormack - New shirt with Donal in 6” bright letters on front & back (plus sleeves to be sure☘️)
Phil ‘the Power’ Middleton - Tailored Bib for all sessions
John ‘Lord Rainford’ Hawkins - NatWest reward vouchers
Steve ‘Clint’ Eastwood - 3 month rehabilitation in warmer climes
Steve ‘Goldie’ Goldthorpe - Direction finding device to get him around the pitch
Sharon Hand - Punchbag with referee effigy
Michelle Dunning - Anti-giggling sports drink
Chris ‘Gonzalo’ Fitzpatrick- National Over 40s Cup Winners Medal
Paul Porter - A new Nickname
Chris ‘Willo’ Wilson - Liverpool A-Z guide
Mike ‘Ox’ Oxley - A Wire winning season
Nigel ‘Smudger’ Smith - A half power switch for short passes (under 30 meters)
Darron Walley - An injury free year ahead
Gaz Clark - A quiet switch
Anita Ashcroft - First Lady Award trophy cabinet
Andy Powell - New nickname Enoch
Tom Derbyshire - Anti-back heel device
Mark Gravener - New joke book (or indeed any joke book)
Jill ‘Thomo’ Thomas - Ladies team winning season
Norman Ball - RS travel mug
Kirsty Stockton - Injury free season
Martin Mc McNevin - Friday evening fine weather guarantee
John ‘Little John’ Penders - Orange box for added height
Paul Moore - Geordie phrase book
Eileen Nicholson - Scouse phrase book
Liz McDonald - Jim membership
Dave Thatto Barrow - Sunbed pass
Margaret Mills - Loud kit
Mika Andrews - Directions to Halliwell Jones Stadium
Robin Barnes - Chester return to League
Laura Brown - Hockey Mask for goalkeeping
Sheila Darwin - New first aid kit (to remain unused)
Dean Cureton - Shooting boots
Steve Ford - Kalms tablets
Chris 4G Gourdji - Surname spelling guide
Harrison Haggis Lovett - Shoot on sight guide
Lee Thomas - ID for El Presidente who always gets his name wrong
Andy Zachariades- Surname spelling guide Greek
Charlie Bower - More sessions to work on continually improving fitness
Mark (no relation) Davies - Pace injection
John (Coach) Davies - New knees
Tony Kenny - Surname that isn’t a first name
David Markland - Colin Williams Alarm clock
Colin Phillips - Shirt sleeves
Julie Simmons - WFA Cup winners medal
John Pidgeon - Roller skates
Dave Prime - Energy off switch
El Presidente - Injury free 2023/24//25/26 etc
Alain McKie - Better 2023
Mike Andrews- Trophy cabinet
Neil Owens - Coaching jacket
Citeh Geoff Painter - Air brakes
Dave Grazer Clark - Rude health in 2023
To anyone we’ve missed our apologies
Have a great Christmas and even better 2023