There is nothing new, except what has been forgotten

Hi O'Hooligan here! Now we have a great club here! Everything you need, new goals have been rolled out, a bit small for some but barn doors come to mind! We have lovely pitches to play on in general good balls to play with. Monogrammed tops are on the way. A Defibrillator in case you don't feel so good and a wonderful committee! BUT there has to be a but! CAKE must be addressed! No cake again in the coffee house which is quite shocking! We have over 100 members so I think it is time to allocate people a birthday every Monday! My birthday is in February and wouldn't mind having one in August and eat my birthday cake outside for a change instead of in the snow of February! It would take 2 years for an allocated birthday to come around so let's get it sorted. Cheers 😇🇮🇪