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Villa

Holiday time.



As you may have noticed I mentioned the Club Villa in my last ramblings I have been contacted as to location and availability of said Villa. This is what I have gathered so far.


It is located on the Costa Llotta of Never Neverland It is available on the following dates: 12th of Never, 30th and 31st of February and also for a fortnight in December 2099.


If you wish to book any of these dates you must apply in joined up writing on 3 different coloured forms. White must be in Latin, Red must be in Welsh and Green must be in Gaelic!

Deposit which is non returnable is set at 500 Euros.


Any spelling mistakes will make your application null and void!


As an All-inclusive club I hope this has cleared up any doubts that the Committee can't make it easy to include us all


Cheers 😇🇮🇪 (Falls in drunken slumber over his large tumbler of Baileys)

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